In Today’s Edition of the Good Doctor Times
Front Page News:
Popeye the Sailor Man suffering from effects of E. Coli; Oyl seen around town with Bluto
Gas goes down so everything else can go up
Reader of Black Love One Growth actually hates black people (strange, but true)
Bush speaks; no one listens, nor can they understand what he’s saying
Front Page Entertainment:
Timberlake tries to bring ‘Sexy/Back’, finds it never left
Fiasco tries revolutionary tactic in music tomorrow with release of new CD: actually making good music
Front Page of Sports:
Panthers' Gamble celebrates Ohio State’s win over Cincinnati by doing Wycheck impersonation, should keep his day job
Notre Dame hype machine breaks down after Weis mistakenly uses cooking oil to clean gears
T.O. breaks ring finger; may cause extensive damage to marriage with Cowboys
Popeye the Sailor Man suffering from effects of E. Coli; Oyl seen around town with Bluto
Gas goes down so everything else can go up
Reader of Black Love One Growth actually hates black people (strange, but true)
Bush speaks; no one listens, nor can they understand what he’s saying
Front Page Entertainment:
Timberlake tries to bring ‘Sexy/Back’, finds it never left
Fiasco tries revolutionary tactic in music tomorrow with release of new CD: actually making good music
Front Page of Sports:
Panthers' Gamble celebrates Ohio State’s win over Cincinnati by doing Wycheck impersonation, should keep his day job
Notre Dame hype machine breaks down after Weis mistakenly uses cooking oil to clean gears
T.O. breaks ring finger; may cause extensive damage to marriage with Cowboys
posted by The Good Doctor at 10:33 AM
2 Comments:
T.O. breaks ring finger; may cause extensive damage to marriage with Cowboys
...LOL! I love it! Is that Lupe really coming out tomorrow?
Yeah it should be out. I read that my man got sick these past few days and might not be able to promote the album during the crunch time days(right before and after release). Hope that doesn't stop him.
And um...I'm that reader who hates black people right? Cuz I do....dirty good for nothing wide-nosed chicken and corn bread eating...
Btw I can't wait for the word verification to randomly jumble an inappropriate phrase. I'll screenshot it.
Essay done, here's your blog back.
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